The World Behind the Screen

My girlfriend thought it was the most important thing in the world to explain to me exactly what targeted traffic and search engine optimization and pay per click are so that I could understand what she did at her job and why she was always so excited about it. I basically nod along to whatever she says and then start thinking about her sister. She’s five years younger, ten pounds lighter, and doesn’t have a job that she thinks I need to know everything about. Sometimes, I think about movies I’ve and change the endings. Remember Lord of the Rings where Frodo’s hanging by his hand over the edge of Mount Doom? I made him fall off. I always hated that hobbit. I don’t know why I saw that film 7 times in theaters. Then he had to show up again in The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I know he wasn’t playing a hobbit then, but he was still shorter than everyone and he’ll always be that hobbit to me. I wanted him to die in that film too so I made him die by having Jim Carrey run over him in that beat up car of his.